A Catalogue of Misfortune

see also Lucky breaks: art made from broken phones

Declan thinks the iPhone 6 is too big and too slippyDeclan thinks the iPhone 6 is too big and too slippy
It works, which is the main thingIt works, which is the main thing
Jake doesn't like to admit it, but he did cry (slightly) when his iPod brokeJake doesn't like to admit it, but he did cry (slightly) when his iPod broke
Mark knew that it was the wrong thing to doMark knew that it was the wrong thing to do